if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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