Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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