We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She even gives head with a lisp.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How drunk are you?
Completed.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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