we made out on top of his cat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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