We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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