i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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