he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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