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I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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