I molested 6 butterflies tonight
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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