Sry I called you an 8
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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