i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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