Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
COCAINE IS GR8
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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