Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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