god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You left your phone here
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