How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Your penis caused this!
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