It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So apparently I’m into choking now
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