can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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