So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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