is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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