? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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