No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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