if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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