He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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