its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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