I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
