just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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