Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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