no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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