remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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