D3 body, D1 cock
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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