Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my shit smells like andre
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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