he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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