fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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