Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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