And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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