DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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