Just mADE A PArabola og urine
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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