I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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