i would punch a child for taco bell
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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