I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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