Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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