it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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