Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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