I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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