I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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