Jerry, you need to find god
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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