doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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