Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
BRING THE BAGELS
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
