She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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