He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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