I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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