is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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