Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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