so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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