a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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