i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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