fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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