you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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