I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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